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good man passed away and went to heaven. He was greeted by St. Peter, who congratulated him and said he could have anything he wished.

The fellow requested something to eat and a telescope so that he could look around.

While eating the sandwich provided to him, he peered through the telescope down at the folks in hell and saw that they were feasting on prawns, chicken tikkas, mutton chops, karahi paneer and desserts.

How come people down there are eating gourmet food? He asked St. Peter. I earned a place in heaven, but you gave me only a sandwich!

Well, replied St. Peter apologetically, it doesn--t pay to cook for just two.

loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand,not what u seebut how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on..........


AFTAB KHAN()
ISLAMABAD

Love is not something that happens on first sight,
It happens when you start knowing each other,
And it turn ending up needing each other,
For every feeling,for every thought and for every moment.
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If I?m in hell & Ur in heaven,
I?ll look up & be glad of U.
If I?m in heaven & Ur in hell,
I?ll pray to God to send me down,
Coz the heaven is not heaven without U.



Aftab khan

Life can b hard & not always fun.
But as night brings dark morning brings sun.
When life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care
give me a call coz I will always b there!

Aftab khan

Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night....

TEACHER: Why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables!


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